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Bob, the founder of Fritzbania
A long,long time ago in a county not to far from Lousiana lived a guy named Bob. Now Bob had many goals in life, for example: taking over the world anf forcing everybody to bow to thier dishwashers. Well as I was saying Bob was a man of many ambitions. So one day Bob wrote a letter to the "World Leadership Foundation" and when they eventually replied(28 years later)he got a positive response that said he should run for Ruler of the World. So Bob did exactly that and he was about to win the election when his pet catipillar, Jay Leno, died of brain cancer,but that had nothing to do with him losing the election. The real reason he lost the election was because he got an F- on the "How to Destroy all of Mankind in 48 Hours" test. After that Bob was very depressed,(I would be too if my pet catipillar had died)so he talked to hid money management counsler on whether he should buy another catipillar or not. Eventually after 60 minutes of hard thinking he decided to spend his money on a free website. So the next day he went to the website dealership and bought a free website for .67. And that is why Fitzbania is here today and without Bob we never would have been able to visit this wonderful website on the internet. |
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